Categories
Uncategorized

Chris Martin has lung infection, world spared from suffering more Coldplay shows

0 0
Read Time:35 Second

There are just certain rules in music. Rule #1 Coldplay sucks

Chris Martin has to skip the stage for three weeks. The singer is suffering from a “serious lung infection,” which has also forced Coldplay to postpone its shows in Brazil

The band’s verified Twitter account released a statement Tuesday — in English and Portuguese — announcing that “due to a serious lung infection, Chris has been put under strict doctor’s orders to rest for the next three weeks.” As a result, Coldplay will postpone upcoming shows in Rio de Janeiro and São Paulo until early 2023.

In all seriousness prayers for a fast recovery for Chris Martin, and, to be fair, Maroon 5 was much worse than Coldplay

About Post Author

thedaleygator

Individualist/Writer/Blogger/Historian/Sometime pain in the ass. Unapologetic Lover of the Founders, America, the South, our Constitution. Proud descendant of numerous American and Confederate veterans. And yes, massive Gator fan. No patience for cancel culture, and the Marxists who hide behind it. Lover of good beer, good BBQ, and yes beautiful women.
Happy
Happy
0 %
Sad
Sad
50 %
Excited
Excited
50 %
Sleepy
Sleepy
0 %
Angry
Angry
0 %
Surprise
Surprise
0 %

By thedaleygator

Individualist/Writer/Blogger/Historian/Sometime pain in the ass. Unapologetic Lover of the Founders, America, the South, our Constitution. Proud descendant of numerous American and Confederate veterans. And yes, massive Gator fan.
No patience for cancel culture, and the Marxists who hide behind it.
Lover of good beer, good BBQ, and yes beautiful women.

Average Rating

5 Star
0%
4 Star
0%
3 Star
0%
2 Star
0%
1 Star
0%

One thought on “Chris Martin has lung infection, world spared from suffering more Coldplay shows

  1. I believe Mr. Martin is an enthusiastic recipient of the covid vaccines and boosters. Which, of course, are unrelated to his current malady.

Comments are closed.