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Man fractures penis performing “most dangerous” sex act

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DAYUM!

It was a snappy ending.

An Indonesian man had to undergo emergency surgery after fracturing his penis while performing a notoriously risky sex position — which left him with an “eggplant” phallus.

A study detailing the breaking news was published recently in the journal “Urology Case Reports.”

The freak accident occurred while the unnamed 37-year-old male was reportedly having intercourse in the “reverse cowgirl” position, in which the woman is on top facing away from her partner.

According to TikTok doctor Dr. Karan Raj, this is the “world’s most dangerous” pleasure pose, responsible for a whopping 50% of fractures.

Had a girlfriend who loved that position, she also left me for a douchebag named Marty, and I survived the relationship with a broken heart but no Broken bones and everything in working order

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Too many Americans think they cannot handle the truth

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Dana Pico looks at the #1 issue with Monkeypox. Too many are afraid of unvarnished truth!

As we have previously noted, telling the people most at risk for contracting Monkeypox how to avoid it is just way, way, way too politically incorrect! Monkeypox, an infection that is being spread primarily, though not exclusively, by male homosexual sex, certainly worries the homosexual male community, but our public health officials are apparently very, very worried about not saying the wrong thing, lest they be deemed politically incorrect or, horrors! homophobic.

As Monkeypox Spreads, U.S. Declares a Health Emergency

The designation will free up emergency funds and lift some bureaucratic hurdles, but many experts fear containment may no longer be possible.

As Dana points out the numbers of cases is minute, and deaths from it, exactly zero, yet…

Let’s see: 6,600 cases, out of a population of roughly 330,000,000, means that a whopping 0.002% of Americans have been infected by a disease which, while very uncomfortable, has led to exactly zero fatalities in the United States.

More than 99 percent of people infected with monkeypox in this country are men who have sex with men, which has posed a delicate task for public health officials communicating with the public about the threat. They do not want to stigmatize gay people, as happened in the early days of the H.I.V./AIDS epidemic, but neither do they want to downplay their particular risk.

Translation: political correctness is far more important than disease prevention!

And now the CDC have released their guidelines, Safer Sex, Social Gatherings, and Monkeypox

While CDC works to contain the current monkeypox outbreak and learn more about the virus, this information can help you make informed choices when you are in situations or places where monkeypox could be spread. Monkeypox is not considered a sexually transmitted disease, but it is often transmitted through close, sustained physical contact, which can include sexual contact.

Go read the rest. This mincing and parsing words is asinine. Just tell people the truth! No verbal gymnastics are needed. Just lay out the facts. If someone gets their feelings hurt over the truth, then that is their issue.

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Climate Change causes rapes now?

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Rule #1 of understanding Leftism- You can no longer parody the Left!

“The consequences of climate change can exacerbate the risk of sexual & gender-based violence, especially those facing intersecting forms of discrimination including Indigenous women & girls,” tweeted Christine Clarke, the “Australian Ambassador for Women and Girls” on June 28, 2022. Clarke featured a video with her climate gender violence message. 

Christine Clarke’s bio claims she “advocates for gender equality and the human rights of women and girls.”

“As we confront the climate crisis, women and girls’ human rights, must be at the center of our collective efforts. Climate change and its consequences can exacerbate the risks of sexual and gender-based violence. This risk is most acute for women and girls facing multiple and intersecting forms of discrimination and inequality, including indigenous women and girls,” Clarke explained in the video she posted.

“We stand with Pacific women and girls in responding to the climate crisis, including by providing negotiator training to support woman delegates from Pacific island countries to represent their countries in international climate change meetings,” Clarke said.

She added, that “women and girls’ human rights is an important part of securing the future of our planet and a better future for us all” and “addressing violence against women and girls in the context of climate change and the women’s peace and security agenda.”

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A Peace Pole? A Hair Pick? These will save cities?

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Diogenes offers up your Marxist Moron of the Day. The Mayor of New Orleans Latoya Cantrell. She is, apparently, going to stop crime, by erasing history AND erecting a “Peace Poll”, and, also a giant hair pick! Yes, you read that correctly! Because who does not realize a Peace Poll only works with a hair pick?

One of the great cultural centers of the South, the City of New Orleans is rapidly becoming unlivable, with crime creeping into the reasonable safety of the Tourist and Business Districts, and the crumbling infrastructure remaining unaddressed. But Mayor Cantrell is continuing the expensive crusade to cleanse the city of offensive statues, like that of the Hero of the Battle of New Orleans and 7th President of the United States, Andrew Jackson.

Last Wednesday, LaToya “Da Destroya” unveiled the newest civic improvement in the city.

She unveiled a Peace Pole. A Peace Pole.

Sure, there may be 14 year olds having shoot outs in the streets & hijacking BMW’s around the city, and potholes big enough for a bus to fall in, but we now have a Peace Pole that took FOUR entities to install. The city thought this new bit of “infrastructure” was so impressive that Da Destroya actually sobered up and had at ribbon-cutting ceremony.

Sadly, the Pole worked for about an hour. Two feral Trayvons shot a white woman on interstate 10 shortly after the ceremony.

AND, as an added bonus of idiocy, you get a Gigantic freaking Hair Pick!

https://twitter.com/Ivylgeexec/status/1538975189966409729?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1538975189966409729%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.diogenesmiddlefinger.com%2F2022%2F06%2Fnola-latoya-da-destroya-gifts-city-with.html

Have I told y’all lately that you cannot parody the Left?

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MILF crack cocaine porn you say?

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Hunter Biden you dirty sick freak. I mean look, we all can be somewhat kinky I guess. I mean, I admit to once dating a girl who wanted me talk dirty to her, and call her names. That did not last long, I guess she did not mean for me to call her a tax and spend Liberal. So, she called me several things, and we never spoke again. BUT, who searches for MILF crack cocaine porn? Honestly! As his dad might say. Hunter COME ON MAN!

Hunter Biden‘s search history reveals an obsession with porn including incest fantasies, ’18yrs old’, ‘lonely widow’ porn, ‘MILF crack cocaine porn’, as well as instructions on how to hack a lover’s cell phone and repeated google searches of himself.

The list of searches covers just six days in March 2019 before he broke his laptop, took it to be repaired a Delaware shop, and then abandoned it. But it is packed full of revealing and disturbing websites.

Dozens of videos on the laptop also reveal Hunter’s penchant for filming himself having sex with prostitutes and posting the home movies on his own Pornhub account under the username ‘RHEast’.

LOTS more freaky stuff at the link. Lots of folks watch porn, whatever, their business not mine, and I am sure most people’s laptops have some “questionable” searches in their histories. And, BTW, Yes, I can explain about that search I did for Hooters girls mayonnaise wrestling. THAT was just for research people

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