Diogenes- Remember kids do not buy just anyone’s poopy poop….

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Diogenes brings us the latest bit of KRAZZZY for that really weird actress…..

Today is November 14. Christmas is over a month away, and yet some people insist on starting their celebrations the day after Halloween ends, even before Starbucks even comes out with the Peppermint Mocha. Some of those people are Gwyneth Paltrow. 

Gwyneth busted out her New Goop Gift Guide this week, full of things you might get for the trendy obnoxious leftist in your life. If you have one. I do not. But we can look anyway!

And, folks this ain’t none of that fake shit, AGAIN literally

Via Flamingo Estate:

A sack of shit (literally), this beautiful bag of manure is made from the finest poop in LA – the perfect fertilizer for any and all Earth mamas. It’s a blend of free-range goat, horse, chicken, and cow manure, lovingly tended by our gardeners at Flamingo Estate. Our chickens and goats are on a nutritious regenerative diet, snacking occasionally on the tastiest food from the kitchen. It’s teeming with beneficial microbes and nutrients, guaranteed to make any plant grow strong and vibrant. This potent, precious poop will bring new life to your soil.

Is there a face palm big enough for this?

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thedaleygator

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