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Via Babylon Bee comes this

SANTA ROSA, CA — Tragedy struck the sporting world when an entire professional soccer team was killed after the team bus glided ever so slightly over a minuscule speedbump at 0.5 mph.

“It was gruesome; every player was flopping around, holding their heads, chests, and knees, screaming in pain,” said the bus driver, who miraculously walked away from the incident without a scratch. “Despite the surprising lack of blood, they all died.”

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By thedaleygator

Individualist/Writer/Blogger/Historian/Sometime pain in the ass. Unapologetic Lover of the Founders, America, the South, our Constitution. Proud descendant of numerous American and Confederate veterans. And yes, massive Gator fan.
No patience for cancel culture, and the Marxists who hide behind it.
Lover of good beer, good BBQ, and yes beautiful women.