Fun is good! Fun is great! So, here is some fun stuff!
Friday Femme Fatale Farrago? Super Fun
Bunkerville has a whole passel of fun and frivolity
The Zendo One ponders the dangers of threesomes
Mike Miles is imparting wisdom, knowledge and snark
Fritz gives us a massive set of links, Flotsam and Jetsam – As Hunter’s Problem Deepen, Jack Smith Files More Trump Charges
The most ridiculous thing you will Read this weekend? It is a good bet! ACE expounds
These Stunning and Brave outdoors-walker are finally decolonizing “going outside.”
I couldn’t help but feel anxious as I drove deeper into rural northern Texas. The familiar coffee shops and apartment buildings of downtown Dallas faded into swaths of land with cattle and single-family homes surrounded by greenery in Allen. I would be spending the weekend in native Blackland Prairie grassland for Texas Survival School’s basic wilderness survival class.
My friends and family had mixed reactions when I told them I’d be with a bunch of strangers camping and learning to build a fire, navigate land, deliver “wilderness” first aid, learn water safety and more. Some thought it cool and exciting, others delivered a familiar axiom, “That’s white people stuff!”
So I wasn’t surprised that most of the two dozen participants — a mix of adults and children — were white. I was one of four Black people in the class, including three Black men, one of whom was an instructor. I was the only Black woman, and I caught curious glances from some of the other participants as I piled my box braids on top of my head to keep the bugs out of my hair.
Yes, none of us whities have ever seen a black woman before in our lives. Or braids. No white women braid their hair.
You’re right to suspect we’re “glancing at you curiously,” rather than just looking at every single person in the room at one time or another because we’ve gone out to meet new people in a group and when you do that, you look at everyone present.
If white people weren’t looking she’d complain that they were averting their eyes.
Taking this wilderness class seemed like a natural extension of my love of the outdoors, but my own isolation in the course made me wonder whether the old axiom was true to an extent. Was communing deeply with nature truly a “white thing?” I found that that couldn’t be further from the truth. Not only does Black culture boast a rich history with nature, Black people across the country are reclaiming the outdoors by forming their own communities of nature enthusiasts.
In other word: segregated black groups to “reclaim the outdoors.”
Also From ACE- THE latest whining from Team Butt Hurt
So now comes my least favorite phase of every new Trump indictment, the ranting by Trump’s more passionate defenders that Ron DeSantis isn’t doing enough to defend the man who slurs him as a pedophile and homosexual!! His statements aren’t STRONG enough in swearing for the honor of a man who smears him dishonorably!!! and that Trump’s legal problems — almost all of which are self-inflicted– are a reason to elect him president to fuck up all over the place some more, rather than a reason to elect a strong president who will pardon Trump and let him live peacefully and free as a private citizen.
Every one of Trump’s problems gets weaponized against DeSantis, and then people wonder — Gee, why aren’t DeSantis’ supporters more interested in talking about Trump’s problems?
Tell you what: If Trump issues a STRONG statement clearing him from the previous lies that DeSantis is a pedophile, gay, cheats on his wife, killed more people with Covid than Democrat governors Newsom or Cuomo, then I’ll join you in your calls for STRONG statements clearing Trump of crimes which, let’s face it, he probably did commit.
Now to lighten the mood..…….Funny stories from restaurants? Why the Hell not?
Is it REAL, or Babylon Bee
Hunter Biden Joins Protest For Workers’ Rights By Going On 8-Hour Crack Strike
Barnorama chips in with nature and Side Views, and gifs
Bacon Time is really immature, luckily for him, so am I
AND, speaking of Butts
Notorious BRM has Tucker and Ice Cube talking The Hood!
Bunkerville goes ET BABY! Non-Human Pilots?
Busted Knuckles has this
Friday Open Road from DTW
Animal has Blackout Friday
They are coming for your generator
From one of my favorites, Issues & Insights, comes this: You’ll Have Blackouts, And You Will Love Them. Wanna bet?
When the power goes out, most of us just have to wait until it’s restored to get back to our normal lives. In the meantime, as we wander through a dark house flipping useless switches out of habit, we make sure we don’t open the refrigerator and we put off anything we had planned that requires us to burn electricity. The more-prepared among us, though, buy fossil-fuel-powered generators to avoid interruptions
Their future, though, is in doubt. The Biden administration wants those generators to go the way of the incandescent light bulb.
Hostages has got the memes!
FUNNY? You want funny? IMAO!
CFP:
Woke Folk such as cosmetics billionaire William P. Lauder just don’t seem to get it: you can easily demolish the mansion of a much beloved and still sadly missed folk hero—but can NEVER demolish memories of the hero who lived there.
“After paying $155 million in March for the Palm Beach, Florida, oceanfront estate of the late conservative firebrand Rush Limbaugh, cosmetics billionaire William P. Lauder is tearing it down.”
Why pay $155 million for a mansion that you intend to tear down?
Because you can, that’s why.
Irons in the Fire has lovely ladies, some are NSFW…………
Chief Nose Wetter has solid advice on women, and sandwiches
PICDUMP– at Izismile!
Bras are banned at Izispicy
Wirecutter, has a gif dump, and, also memes
Manattan Contrarian really is contrary as F!
With every passing day it becomes more and more clear that we have a President who has been for years, and may still be, in simplest terms, on the take. Using family members as fronts, and the prerogatives of elected office as bait, he has presided over a bribe-collection business that has leveraged U.S. foreign policy and foreign aid to rake in millions for the clan, mostly or entirely from business interests aligned with the worst of our adversaries on the foreign stage.
In your wildest dreams, could you ever have imagined that the U.S. presidency could sink so low?
And yet, even as the known facts become more and more definitive, and the remaining potential defenses more and more implausible, there continues to be complete unanimity among senior Democratic Party officeholders and their press supporters in the ongoing defense of the President. Is there any set of facts that could cause a few to break ranks?
Mike McDaniel weighs in on that character thing
Biden, and the rest of his family, have purposely refused to acknowledge even the existence of his 7th grandchild, four-year-old Navy, Hunter’s daughter. She’s the product of a coke-fueled tryst with Navy’s mother, then an exotic dancer. It happened while he was still involved with his Brother’s widow. But a decent man, a decent family, would never hold that against an innocent little girl. Readers are, I’m sure, aware of Hunter Biden’s attempts to stiff Navy’s mother on child support, and his refusal to allow Navy to use his last nanme, which is probably a mercy. It also seems Navy’s mother was an outstanding high school athlete, and is successfully pursuing a college degree. Actually, Navy is probably better off for having no contact with the Biden crime family. No sane parent would want Joe Biden anywhere near their daughter
Team Mumbles and Stumbles- The Constant Clown Show
Legalized Patricide in 3..2..1..
Michigan under moonbat rule exemplifies anarchotyranny. It will soon be a felony to say anything an LGBT person takes exception to. However, murder is all but legal — and not only regarding inconvenient babies. A woman just received a 1-year wrist slap for a particularly horrific patricide:
A teenager who fatally doused her sleeping father with a chemical drain cleaner which left him gravely ill until he succumbed to his injuries six months later, has walked free from court after only getting a one year sentence with credit for time served.
That means they let her go free.
Megan Imirowicz, 19, could have faced a life sentence over the death of her 64-year-old father, Konrad, with whom she was angry because he was too drunk to take her to a hair appointment.
He did not die quickly or pleasantly:
While in hospital, Konrad [Imirowicz] had his legs amputated, endured multiple infections, a tracheotomy, skin grafts and kidney dialysis, reports The Oakland Press.
Take that, patriarchy!
No doubt Megan is the real victim. Having to shoulder responsibility for getting to hair appointments on her own must have been traumatic for her. But she feels much better now:
‘I’m really happy I get to go home with [what’s left of] my family,’ she said to Law & Crime Network on Tuesday, adding: ‘I’m excited.’
Little Ball of Hate update!
PBS Hates America, Episode #3,487, 322
Right after her lies she/is/an/idiot actually says you “cannot make this stuff up”
Non-Original Rants brings us some memes
Pacific Pundit- THEY SCREW YOU AT THE PUMP!
PJ Media- An eagle, a shark, and a fisherman walk into a bar….
Pirates Cove OUT: Climate Change! IN: Global Boiling!
Pitsnipes has a very important tip
Sonoran Conservative likes topless blondes apparently
Pirates Cove has another If All You SEE moment
The Chive features bikinis!
The Lid- Cackling Liar Update!
T.O.M.– LAMB FOR SENATE!!!
Wyatt Earp has this weirdo
Meet Michael Bray of Holly Springs, North Carolina. Michael was arrested after he drove to a local Sheetz store with an improvised bomb in his vehicle. Wow, I always thought Michael Bay’s films were awful, but this is ridiculous.
Oh, that’s the producer, not the terrorist.
Police said officers were conducting a business check of the Sheetz when they noticed a man, identified as 50-year-old Norman Michael Bray, acting suspiciously.
Police then located Bray’s 1999 Toyota 4Runner in the parking lot of the Sheetz. During the course of the investigation, officers found “controlled, dangerous substances, hazardous materials and an improvised explosive device” inside the vehicle.
Okay, there are a lot of problems here. First, who builds a bomb in their home? Second, what kind of moron drives around with a bomb in their vehicle? Finally, who would want to bomb a Sheetz? It’s a great place with good food and decent prices!
The Right Way has a linkorama AND Top of the News
Remember Doc Savage? Whores and Ale does
Animal brings the Red Heads!!
Woodsterman has SUNDRESSES!
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