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VIA The Bee

Canadian Life Alert Just Euthanizes You When You Push The Button

OTTAWA — The Canadian Medical System has officially rolled out its own “Life Alert” which provides immediate, medically-assisted death to geriatric patients who push the button.

“If you fall and can’t get up, now you can comfortably die right there!” said Dorian Michel, director of Canada’s Euthanasia Initiative. “This will save so much hassle with trying to help old people back up to their feet. I don’t know if you have ever tried to help an eighty-year-old off a bathroom floor, but it is a HUGE pain.”

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By thedaleygator

Individualist/Writer/Blogger/Historian/Sometime pain in the ass. Unapologetic Lover of the Founders, America, the South, our Constitution. Proud descendant of numerous American and Confederate veterans. And yes, massive Gator fan.
No patience for cancel culture, and the Marxists who hide behind it.
Lover of good beer, good BBQ, and yes beautiful women.